Sheikh Message

Kanjoos Makhi Choos..:):)

Sheikh Message

Sheikh Patient to Sheikh  Doctor:
 "Aap ki fees kiya hy "?
 Sheikh Doctor:
"Pehli martaba aany ki 100 Rs.
aur 2nd time aany ki free.."
Sheikh Patient:
"To phir aap samjhain ke main 2nd time aia houn..
Sheikh Doctor:
"To phir aap wo dawa khaty rahien jo main nien ap kok pehli dafa de thee" ..:) :)

Sardar Message

Bally Sardar ge Balay...

Sardar Message

2 admi motor cycle py pankha ly kr jaq rahy thy

Pankhay ky per hawa se ghoom rhay thay...

Ek Sardar ne dekh lia un ko roka aur donoen ko

1 1 lgai or bola

"saloen bijli agy nai labdi tusi skutran tay pakhe laey hoey ney"...

Hardworker..

Hmmm... Sach to yahi hy....

Hardworker..

"Agr Duniya main zada kam krne se qadar hoti to

Gadah sub se ziada izzat-daar hota"

Dedicated to all my hardworking friends

Pathan in Qabar

Oy Pathan ko bahar nikalo...

Pathan in Qabar

Pathan k qabar ki pehli raat may 62 fareshty aye...
2 fareshty sawal poch rahay thay aur baqi...
60 fareshty pathan ko sawal samjha rahay thay :)

Active & Passive Voice

Wah ge wah kia passive voice hy...

Active & Passive Voice

Teacher: Active voice and passive voice ke example batao
Student replied

Active voice: 

"Tere mast mast do nain mere dil ka lay gay chain"
Passive Voice:
"Mery dil ka lay gay chain tery mast mast do nain"

Mojza

 Ab khush hy pohanch gia apni mangitar k pas...

Mojza

Aik nurse ka mangaitar usay bari hasrat se :

"Jaanu kash mujhy koi haadsa paish aata to main tumhare ward main 

admit hota,Tum meri khidmat karti aur main jaldi theek ho jata"

Nurse:

Jaan tumhe mere paas koi hadsa nahi balky moujza hi la sakta hai,koyen k main DEIVERY ward main hoti hoon 

Figure

Roka thaa na Anda mat do....

Figure

Ek murghi market gaee or kaha .."Ek anda dena"

Salesman: "Tum khud anda qoin nhien deti ho."

Murghi: mera husband kehta hy "Darling 5 rupy k liya apna figure mat khrab kro..."

Sorrow and Happiness

Bally sardar de bally....

Sorrow and Happiness

Man : agreat saying, "Sorrow is our constent companion;Happiness comes & goes..
Sardar: Agrees & saiys:  "My wife is always with me...and her sister comes and goes..."

Two Reason of two wives

Yeh to bad main pata chaly ga beta..:)

Two Reasons of two wives

An economist beautifully explains two reasons for having two wives....

• Monopoly should be broken....
• Competition improves the services..:):)

Husband & Wife

Wah ge wah kia sher hy....

Husband & Wife

Wife: Shadi sy pehly to tum mujhy piar bhary sheer sunaya karte thy...

Husband: ab waqt badal gia hy

wife: Phir bhe jaan koi sher keh do..

Husband: Lo suno

"jane jigar janeman......90 kilo tera wazan

to jo gir jaye mujh pr....wahien ho jaon mein dafan"

Breaking News

Mujgy Muni ki badnami ka buht dukh hy...:):)

Breaking News

"Sindh ky sailaab ka dukh apni jagah magr MUNNI ki BADNAMI ka sun kr ankhen bheeg jati hien"...

(Qaim Ali Shah in Press confrence)

Pathan

Oye kithy gi Sister......???

Pathan

"Pathan ko hospital mein DRIP lgi jab drip khatam hone lagi to usne apne bhai se kha jao SISTER ko le ao....wo giya or 3 din bad peshawar se apni BEHEN ko le aya

Brave Mouse

Chali ja mar na kha ...main nashy main houn

Brave Mouse

Janwaroien ki party me choha whisky pi kr tunn tha

Billi: aj party na hoti to main tuji kha jati

Choha: chali ja nhi tu log kahengay keh pi kr aurat pe hath utha dia....

Marks

ab kia 100% marks ly kr haso ge....

Marks

Larka: sweet heart ro koin rahi ho?

Larki: mery marks boht kam aay hien ...
Larka Kitny ay hien.....???.

Larki Sirf 88%

..................
Larka Khuda ka khoof kro itny main to 2 larky pas ho jaty hien..:);)

Switch Off

Oh Shitt.....

Switch Off

Dil ko sb say zada dard kb hota hy ?
Fail hony pr?...nae
Piar main dhoka hony pr...nae
chot lagny pr?....nae
Dil ko zada dard hota hy jb mobile charging py laga kr jao aur 2 ghanty bad a kr dekho tou switch band...

Munni Badnam Hui

Munni Badnam hui darling tery liy...

Munni Badnam Hui

Boy: Apne ghar waloien ko chor dia tery liy.....Sb sy rishta tor dia tery liy...tu nien ki kia aj tak mery liy...

Larki: "MUNNI BADNAM HUI DARLING TERY LIY:

Nargis & Mouse

Oy pakro choha maro saly ko...

Nargis & Mouse

Nargis ky ghar aik choha ghus aia sb ghra waly usy marny k liy pakarny lagy,Choha chatt pr charh k bola 

"KHODKUSHI KR LENI HY PR KANJRAN DY HATHOEN NAE MARNA"

Sardar's Underwear

Kia bat hy sardar ge...:):)

Sardar's Underwear

Sardar ne naya underwear kherda, Din bhr poory gaoen ko pichy se dhoti utha  utha kr dikhata raha ,ghar lota to behosh ho gia ,koien keh underwear ghr mien para tha...

Fastest Communication

Ab daikho kasi phelti hy....

Fastest Communication

Three fastest ways of communication

• Telephone
• Television..........................   and

•   Tell a women.....If you need more speed also advise her 

Kisy nu dassi naa" :)

Fake Degree

Hmmm...Khuch tu hy.....

Fake Degree

Son to father:Abou (B.C) aur (A.D) main kia fark hota hy ? 
Father: Kal teacher se poochna ... Son walked away disappointedly thinking "AYDI DEGREE V JAALI LAGDI AY"